Picture equals EW!

We thought it was bad enough that Miley Cyrus dresses like a hooker and hangs out in Tanning Salons in Blackpool – but now we feel even more nauseas seeing little sister (and trannie-wannabee) Noah Cyrus – who’s about to launch a fash range so other 9 yr-olds can parade as mini-trannies too.

The new range will be called ‘Ooh La La’ and we can just see those red-necks going crazy for it now – you know, the one’s who force their kiddies into beauty pagents looking like scary living barbies in lippy. Yep, expect lots of ‘Little Miss Bitchin’ tees and lace fingie-less gloves – for that child sex trade look.