A crinkly camel’s hoof – lovely, just lovely J-lo.

We thinks this latin diva is going for the ‘MILF’ award, what with her penchant for catsuits and denim bodysuits of late – tis like she dropped some twins and found sparkly spandex instead.

The thing is, we don’t much like big bottoms in lycra and we all know J-lo’s got some tank going on back there. So please, no more all-in-one’s Jen love, it’s like watching a tube of pate shimmying around…and we don’t much like pate either.