Yes siree, if you like your man to be addicted to sex, cheatin and a wardrobe consisting of pastel coloured polo shirts and crapola tank-tops – than you too can get a-piece-o-the-action with Tiger Woods – a blow-up Tiger that is – or if you’re not a fan of inflatable bed buddies – a ‘tuggin’ Tiger figurine instead – or our fave – a giant condom doing a turn as Tiger’s Wood Cover..ARF ARF ARF!

Pipedream – a sex-toy website – are currently selling the items to ensure maximum embarrassment to the golf star whose trying to ‘clean up his act’.

But lawyers for the sports star have hit back at the website with a letter demanding that the site “stop selling the products, recall all items that have already been distributed and destroy all stock “in a manner and at a time as directed by Tiger Woods.”

US gossip website TMZ.com also reports that the letter suggests Pipedream previously claimed the company had sold out of the products and did “not intend to sell them again in the future.”

We think they missed a trick though…what about a ‘Talking Tiger’ – a cuddly little teddy who only likes hookers and says “I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you,”.  Now that’s a toy!