Archive for May 31, 2010

Alesha to return to Strictly Come Prancing

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Singer Alesha Dixon - yes, she who likes to give the ‘f-ck off finger’ in public while pished (god love her) has confirmed she’s to return to the judges lineup on ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ – Arlene fans stop hissing now!

The 31-year-old, who caused an ‘ageism’ row after replacing Phillips on the Beeb One show told The Sun:

“There were split seconds where I thought I wouldn’t go back but I don’t believe in giving up, that’s not in my personality or character. If I set myself a challenge I like to complete it. I wouldn’t have taken the job if I didn’t feel I could.”

“I rode the storm and everyone on set made me feel so welcome because I knew them from competing. When I was a contestant it was ten hours a day, every day for four months. As judge I sat there and got to watch some great dancing. The pressure of having to dance live was tough.”

The show returns to Beeb One in September, expect the usual z-lister slebs due for a career push-up.

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JLS and Usher to perform on BGT

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Just as well JLS and Usher are rumoured to be performing on ‘Britain’s Got (No) Talent’ next week – as the show needs something (anything) to make it worth watching, unlike many of the acts who’ve made it through to the live shows this year.

What did we tell you? A dancing dog, more annoying body-popping dance troupes in hoodies, pole dancers and ear bashing kids would all probably be the ‘usual’ lineup of finalists and oh how right we were eh. Except for we didn’t count on two VERY bad Gaga and Madge impersonators who clearly shouldn’t be allowed out in the community.

So will you be watching? Probably just for the slebs eh, who could also include Alicia Keys and trailer-park-trash Miley Cyrus who’ll be right at home with all the Pontin’s staff wannabe’s.

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Shrek 4 beats SATC2 to top of US Box Office

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Animated 3D flick ‘Shrek Forever After’ has beaten the sequel to ‘Sex and the City’ at the US Box Office.

Over the ‘Memorial Day’ weekend, the movie pulled in $43 million, while SJP and her girlie crew took $32 million.

‘Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time’ came in at number three taking $30 million with ‘Iron Man 2′ following in fourth place with $16 million.

Here’s the US box office top ten in full:

1. Shrek Forever After – $43,345,000
2. Sex and the City - $32,125,000
3. Prince of Persia: Sand of Time - $30,170,000
4. Iron Man 2 - $16,035,000
5. Robin Hood - $10,305,000
6. Letters To Juliet – $5,900,000
7. Just Wright – $2,200,000
8. Date Night - $1,750,000
9. MacGruber – $1,477,000
10. How to Train Your Dragon - $1,025,000

Meanwhile in the UK, ‘StreetDance 3D’, ‘Prince of Persia’ and ‘Robin Hood’ took first, second and third place at the box office.

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RiRi goes all bondage lesbetian in new vid

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Erm…all you lesbetians (and trouser fiddling boys) looking for a lil’ afternoon delight, lookie no further…as RiRi get’s lo down and dirtay with supermod Laetitia Casta in the new vid for  her latest single ‘Te Amo’.

Directed by Anthony Mandler, the singer goes all leather-clad S&M dominatrix on us, tying up her ladee and looking to give her a bloody good seeing too, after a few hot and steamy whips of course.

Not seen it, well now you can..lookie below…

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Speidi have split..shock face??!!

May 31, 2010 / admin / No comments

It’s been a long time coming, like, erm, too long, but finally Hill’s stars Heidi Montag and control-freak of a hubby, Spencer Pratt have gone to splitsville – for now anyway.

After mucho speculation that the couple were ‘on’ then ‘off’ then ‘on’ again – a rep for Montag has announced:

“Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls”.

“She’s tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career.”

Acting?? Can she actually speak let alone move after all the cosmetic enhancements she’s had of late? Perhaps a lead role in the biopic of Jocelyn Wildenstein might be on the cards eh?

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Dion finally knocked up…but still not pretty

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Ooh Celine Dion, that’s not a good angle is it?

Apart from the rather elongated E.T. style wrinkly neck, lack of make-up (eeeekk) and HUGE shades that just make her look like a fly we want to swat – basically we’re saying that the warbler doesn’t look that good..and it’s not like she’s ever really been THAT easy on the eye.

Plus it doesn’t matter how many nights she sells out in Vegas, she still makes our ears bleed – and her fans scarily resemble Schmiegel from Lord of the Rings..see ‘my precious’ with autograph book in pic..only with more hair.

So now here’s the news that she’s expecting twins with that old man – despite only being 42 – interesting, well, no not really.

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Jackson’s kiddies are quite rich now actually

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Not long before the kiddie’s of the late Michael Jackson find themselves with a lot of ‘new’ friends after it’s reported the singer left each one of the three, $33 million.

The News of the World claims that the kiddie’s inheritance entrusts them with 40% of Jackson’s estimated $300m estate – with Mother, Katherine Jackson also receiving 40% and 20% left to charity.

Prince, 13, Paris, 12, and Blanket, 8, will gain full control of the singer’s finances when they hit the grand ole age of 40-years-old.

In Jackson’s will, father, Joe and his famous brothers were excluded from his fortune – probably a good move after Jermaine’s shambolic event organisation skills for a Jacko tribute concert!

A source close to Jackson said:

“Michael’s mother and his children were the dearest thing to him in his life, so he made sure that they would benefit when he died.

“In truth those children will never have to want for anything – and that’s what Michael wished for. And they will be old enough and hopefully wise enough when they get their hands on the money.”

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The Bieber hits back at diva rumours

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After recent reports that he turned into a big phat diva at Radio 1′s recent ‘Big Weekend’ in Walesland – teen screecher Justin Bieber has hit back at the rumours spread by gossip mongers. (like us)

The 16-year-old singer is alleged to have acted up backstage with various demands at the music festival and was also reported to have thrown a hissy fit on an Aussieland morning TV show recently after being told by floor staff where to stand and perform.

Taking to Twatter to defend himself, the Bieber said:

“Family time with my mum couldn’t come at a better time… i was raised to respect others and not gossip… nor answer gossip with anger.

“I know my friends family and fans know the person i am. hearing adults spread lies and rumours is part of the job i guess.

“So everyone keep smiling… we r all blessed and I am still grateful and appreciate of the opportunity u have all given me to do what i love. But i all i have to say is… kill em with kindness (sic).”

That’s cleared that up then eh!

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Pricey gets thong in a twist over Andre text

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And the Pricey show continues….as the glamour mod has slammed ex-hubby Peter Andre for reportedly sending a b’day text message to her son Harvey.

The 8-year-old, whose biological father is footballer Dwight Yorke, formed a close bond with Andre during his marriage to Pricey – with the singer even trying to formally adopt the kiddie, before the couple’s divorce.

Andre is reported to have taken to his Twatter page to say:

“Harvey birthday today” and “Happy birthday big boy” but is alleged not to have visted his former stepson.

A source close to Pricey told The People:

“Relations between Pete and Jordan are still very bad but she thought Harvey would be able to see him.

“When she heard he had been tweeting about Harvey but hadn’t come to see him she went mad.”

Hmm, could have something to do with the fact he just doesn’t want to to see YOU Mizz Jordan! Can’t say we blame him.

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Madge thanks supporters over petition

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After blasting the “backward” decision by a Malawian court to sentence two men to jail because they were ‘gay’ – Madge has thanked the zillions of fans who signed a petition which has now led to the release of the couple in Malawi.

Steven Monjeza and Tiwonge Chimbalanga received over 30,000 signatures for a campaign for the pair to be officially pardoned and released immediately – after being sentenced to 14-years of hard labour due to their sexual preferences.

On hearing the news, Madge took to her ‘Raising Malawi’ website, saying:

“I have always believed love conquers all – yesterday I got to see it in action.

“With incredible joy, I am writing to share with you that Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika has ordered their release. Steven and Tiwonge were freed on Saturday night. They have won their freedom and you have been a part of it.

“We celebrate this astounding turn of events with Steven, Tiwonge, and the countless Malawians fighting for their release. It is a historic day for Malawi.”

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