Oh to be a pop tart, being followed around by hordes of screaming teens with nothing better to do than chase a famousy round a car park.

See The Bieber (below) messing around on a Segway (one of ‘em scary lookin wheelie thingies that could kill you if you’re crapola with wheelie thingies), with a bunch of screeching perms and denim shorts in hot pursuit of their idol.

Fun, not half..we’re like SO jealous.