Eh, what’s this all about???!!

Derek Gayface moving in with Chezza Cole/Tweedy/Aloud/SurvivedMalaria??

Well tis true…apparently, although it’s a temporary thang so the dancer can look after our Chezza while she recovers from the disease – which she wouldn’t have contracted had he not taken her to bloody Tanzania!

The singer is believed to have invited gayface to stay at her mansion in Surrey, the lovenest she shared with ex-Ashley Cole/C*nt, while the dancer looks for a permanent home in Landaaan.

The Sun reports that gayface wants to relocate to Blighty, as he plans to meet with TV execs and West End producers about work opportunities, with a source saying:

“Derek has been flooded with offers to work in the UK. Cheryl is thrilled for him and glad that all the interest means he will be spending a lot more time on these shores.

“She’s more than happy to have him move in. She is on her way back to full strength now and is looking forward to having a pal round to keep her company.

“Derek is looking for somewhere of his own in West London. But before he finds a new home, he’s glad to shack up with Cheryl.”

We bet he is..imagine all those those Girls Aloud costumes he can try on, before he hits G.A.Y!