Gotta love her, cause she’s one of those women of a certain age (52 to be exact) who refuses to behave a certain age – instead choosing to get pished and fall over…alot….and generally suck the face off anyone within a radius of her gob.

‘Loose Women’ star Denise Welch (she of bleached hair and tango tan) rocked sleb hangouts, Mahiki and The Mayfair hotel in Landaaan last night, even picking up Louis ‘the lisp in lycra’ Spence’s young nephew Lotan, along the way…..with her tongue.

Bad ass pish-head who should be on’t sofa watching ‘Midsommer Murders’ or something on BBC4 cause she a married and a Mamma – or kudos for licking every champers glass in town and wearing an amazeballs (for all the wrong reasons) catsuit that transported us instantly to Benidorm.

We officially HEART the Welch!