What IS IT that interests people about Christine Bleakley (ex-’One Show’ presenter’)??

She has an annoying voice that grates the minute she opens her mouth – she’s continually plastered in full on make-up-cake-up (and on this occasion seems she’s borrowed David Dickinson’s sunbed…before it powered out and left her with BIG eye patches, not a good look darling)… and she’s always pretending she’s on the hop when caught by paparazzi (despite being glammed within an inch of her f**k me heels)..oh and she’s sh*gging a footballer…..*cue shots on sunbeds in Spain getting frisky*…Ugh…sigh.

So you seem there really is NOTHING to her. Oh and did we say she’s about to join the cast of a*ses on the GMTV sofa who also have very little to say other than what’s on the autocue…and who turn us right off our cornflakes of a morning with their smug face banter.

So please newspapers, stop printing these hideous shots of the woman who makes us just want to *accidentally on purpose* reverse over her.

Signed, Showbiz-i.