Otherwise known as, “dirtay old sl*g”.

The actress, who recently split from rugby hunk, Danny Cipriani after two years – thinks she’s like Charlotte from ‘Sex and the City’, but wants to be a wild-cat like Samantha instead and f**k loads of guys.

Yah, because that will really make everyone respect you and think you’re actually talented. Never gonna happen.

Brook said: “Right now I’m all about having a good time. I recently went to the South of France with some girlfriends and we had a great time – it was just like ‘Sex and the City’. I’m Charlotte at the moment, but I’m aspiring to becoming Samantha.

“I’m off to Ibiza soon. Is it going to be a messy trip? Well, if I turn into Samantha in time then you might see pictures of me falling out of the nightclubs!”

The model-and-actress who recently got nekkid for a spread (in more ways than one) for Playboy magazine admits she’s no so comfortable with going in the buff, that it “terrifies” her to get dressed.

We bet Jason Statham is just dying over being ditched by her eh. (probably not).

She added to new! magazine: “I’m so used to it now that I’m more terrified of putting my clothes on. I haven’t got any huge body hang-ups. I’ve got to the age where I’ve accepted all flaws. I know I’m never going to be perfect.”

You can say that again.