Like a comedian who cringes when his audience stare blankly at his supposedly funny delivery – Lily Allen proves that she’s not only a crapola entertainer but shouldn’t really bother with attempts at “comedy”.

The singer reportedly made a quip about the Gaga being a hermaphrodite, during her Big Chill set in front of 30,000 people at the weekend, saying:

“Somebody threw this potato at me. It says, ‘Show me your penis’. They must have mistaken me for Lady GaGa.”

See, hilarious-ville it wasn’t.

And the crowd failed to amuse the crowd, who looked on dead-pan face. like. Which then prompted Allen to say: “I’m only joking – I love her.”

Whatever love. Haven’t you gone yet?