Don’t be afraid, this is someone called Julie Mandelbaumberg – a trannie lookin’ thing (she’s actually a ‘her’ with just very bad make-up and cheeks that start on top of her head) from Hollywood-land (where else), who drives around in a hot pink Toyota Prius (that’s a car to you and me) and appears on billboards. Apparently.

Anyway, here she is, channelling Katie Price, in 30 years time. Oh come on, you know she loves the colour pink and botox.