In her first post-slammer interview in Vanity Fair magazine, Lilo has admitted she did “dabble in certain things”, but is not a drug addict and never would be.

Anyone else thinking “NOT”? And there we were thinking that coke-faced, pish-look was just standard day and nightwear for the Lohan. Silly us.

After being released from a 14 day stint in jail followed by 23 days of in-patient rehab, the actress has spoken to defend her actions and attributed her naïve and innocent (no, she REALLY said those words) behaviour on the influence of Hollywood-land, blaming it and a few sleb friends for her downfall.

“So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons, a lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party.”

Wait for it…..here comes the Britnay bashing:

“I would look up to those girls … the Britneys and whatever, and I would be like, I want to be like that.

“[Hollywood] was very go-go-go and I had a lot of responsibility; and I think just the second I didn’t have structure anymore — I was 18, 19 — with a ton of money and no one really here to tell me that I couldn’t do certain things … And I see where that’s gotten me now, and I don’t like it.”

Poor Brit, it’s not her fault she shaved her head and thwacked a pap with an umbrella, we all have THOSE types of days. It’s healthy to be unstable, don’t people know this?!

But what Lilo forgot to say was having a pair of f**ktards for parents didn’t help. Dina “My kid is 2, she’s old enough to be star, here…take her” and Michael “Yeah I’m wearing tight jeans and I’m gettin’ off on how big my bulge looks..are you? Oh yeah..and I love my daughter…how much was that exclusive ya say?”.

And in possibly the saddest news of the day (for us anyway), Lilo has now revealed she’s determined to get her life back on track (boo) and lose her reputation of being LA’s wild child (oh boo again).

And look (at pic above)…she thinks that posing as a classic film star of the 1950s is going to make us believe her. Bless.