There’s a reason they’re meant to be hung on the ceiling. And that’s all I have to say about that really.

So frosting your feet in a crystal chandelier style Lucite heel, courtesy of Miuccia Prada’s Spring 2010 runway collection is something that needs to be done carefully – I’m thinking Julianne Moore’s character in A Single Man would have pulled this look off perfectly darling, for we all j’adore the Moore.

But there is the chance it can all go wrong….so wrong. Oh hello Tom Hanks wife Rita Wilson at the Emmys – whose stylist must have screamed at the sight of the chandelier heel and thrown Liberace’s old piano cover (or the Prada crystal mesh dress she wore if you prefer) at Wilson and fled the room.

Can I just say Rita, it’s a no from the UK jury  - geez, even Taylor Momsen suits her hooker heels.

Age, body shape and by the looks of it, a hairdresser were against her – but heh, I’m sure Tom liked it…

Kate Lawson – Fashion Editor, Showbiz-i

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