Never mind being an “occasional” coke-face – apparently, the Gaga is so afraid of getting cancer that she won’t go anywhere near a mobile. No, really.

A report from Female First says:”There have been various studies suggesting that mobile phone use can increase your risk of developing cancer and even though there’s no firm evidence, it really freaked her out. She’s now insisting that whenever she makes a call, one of her team keys the number into her phone, then holds it up to her face, so when she speaks, it isn’t too close to her head.”

Or could it just be that she’s an absolute crack-bot – remember, this is the woman who carries a tea cup everywhere with her and has no heels on her shoes.

But hello, b*tch smokes cigarettes! Talk about draining the colour out of your skin and dying with a pair of lungs like the leftover bricks of a BBQ. Perhaps someone should tell Gaga a packet of Marlboro Red are a f**k-load more dangerous than answering a call from Beyo.

In comparison, mobiles are perfectly safe…unless that is you’re doing 100mph on the M-way whilst tweeting.