Apparently, as part of Speidi’s faux divorce settlement, they have to hand over their puppies every now and again in full view of the paps and preferably with Heidi topless or bent over.

Don’t get us wrong, we’re not saying this IS what what written into their divorce papers – but knowing these two fame whores, it’s just another publicity stunt – and they’ve probably paid a few friends to sit in the bushes around their house and practised those “caught on camera” faces.

We’re not buying it Heidi and Spencer. Next!