Zis is de Chace Crawford, on ze cover of Deutschland GQ Magazine in zen black und white.

Ze actor apparently had trouble attracting ze attentions of a waitress (say it with a ‘v’) recently, ogling her like ze puppy-dog would. But ze waitress (remember the ‘v’) was nein interested leaving poor Chace to go home alone.

What’s (remember the ‘v’) her problem? He’s got ze looks, ze money, ze charm….and we’d taste his knockwurst any day.

Chace ist sehr gut yah!