Look, it’s Chezza Cole, shot by Patrick Demarchelie for the October 2010 issue of Vogue UK.

Cole (not for much longer, does this mean she’s going to be a Tweedy again?) appears in a vomit-inducing candy coloured palette on the S/S inspired cover (just a head’s up, it’s NEARLY WINTER) – and if anything’s guaranteed to bring on that malaria sickness again, it’s those flowers that look like they were just picked up from a petrol station forecourt. Are Vogue’s shoot budgets really that bad these days?!

And judging by the byline, ‘Cheryl’s Fresh Start’, we can assume she’s referring to ditching that cheating bastard Ashley. Natch.