Remember the sex tape rumours surrounding Speidi the fakers, which the Pratt himself claimed featured his ex-wifey Heidi (not) rubbing vajayjays with ex-Playboy bunny, Karissa Shannon?

Well like everything else they do, it was total crapola and the tape in question actually features Shannon’s ass saying hello to her boyf Sam Jones‘ face.

Shannon’s lawyer is alleged to have warned Pratt that if he doesn’t return the footage he apparently “stole” from her property, then she’ll sue him for compensatory and punitive damages. So there.

And what was Pratt’s response? Well, he took to Twitter, writing: “Maybe if I threaten to release a solo sex tape, humanity will pay me $5million not to.”

Is he really that desperate for cash? Oh yes, that’s right, his rich Hollywood-land sleb-dentist Papa has disowned him for being a complete c*nt.