It’s a bit like getting a tattoo of a pentagram with a goat’s head inside because you really just think Satanism rocks:  so why not just become a fire starter too?

Here’s the latest in the hot mess life of Taylor Momsen, who now admits she embraces pyromania, as you would. The singer’s guitarist Ben Phillips told Heat:

“Taylor loves setting things on fire, so this is great. Taylor thinks we’re some rock ‘n’ roll badasses.

“In the studio, there was this pit where the owner would burn stuff. We’d burn old keyboards, computers, stuff them full of TNT and set them on fire. Taylor loves fire.

“I shouldn’t say this. One morning, Taylor got into the studio really early – she’d just had her dog neutered and brought in the bits. Which she then burned. We were grossed out.”

And now for our public service announcement – kids, it’s not cool to set fire to things, unless it begins in Peaches and ends in Geldof. Ok?

And when exactly did it become rock and roll to set your dog’s testicles alight? Surely someone should be considering sectioning Momsen by now?

And a word of advice Ben the guitarist, just because you’re getting paid by a hoe-faced f**k dolly, doesn’t mean you’re badasses or doing anything Def Leppard haven’t already done. We’re cringing for you, no really, we are.