No don’t worry, he didn’t get caught by Bones (Ange Pout innit) updating his photo on Match.com or sending smutty texts to Jennifer Aniston about consoling her for the flop that is The Switch – nope, Brad has allegedly joined the Frenchie mile high club (according to Star magazine – the all seeing eye of gossip, otherwise known as a pile of sh*t).

The mag claims that a 22-year-old French model, Racine, who works as a flight attendant for a private jet company, played keepie the balls in the air with the actor, while on a flight sans homegirl St. Angie.

Not only does the model swear she took a ride on Brad’s penaz but that she’s also munched on the leftover nuts of three of Ange’s exes (anyone thinking Ange obsession here?!).

Racine, who loves to f**k apparently, says this about the joys of being a homewrecking sl*t:

“They get so excited when they cheat! It turns me on because I’m able to give them what they lack.” And just like that, the blood rushed straight to Paris Hilton’s bull dozer vajayjay.

The problem with Racine is, she has no proof of sucking on Pitt and was last seen leaving a centre for sleb-obsessed junkies who should be tied to their bunk and fed at midnight.

Maddox and Shiloh et al are safe, yo Daddy’s still gonne be around to tuck you in at night….and then he’ll get back on match.com and post that bent-over ass shot.