The squint…interviews..and…squiffy things

We wondered what that whiff was on the red carpet – and now we know, the squint (aka, Kristen Stewart) has body odour issues, usually emitted when she gives interviews – not a good thing when you’re an A list sleb really – a few pumps of the ole’ botox in the pits we say.

The actress revealed that interviews often leave her a nervous wreck (bless) because she doesn’t want to come off as “incapable”, saying that the pressure gets so bad, she lets off smells. We just hope they’re not from her nether regions, nobody wants a room full of tuna for lunch do they.

The squint said: “Practice helps a lot. You just get so nervous…I don’t know how to deal with it. I don’t prepare anything, I just do it so it’s gotten easier with experience. You realize that even if you totally botch it and it turns out horribly and everyone thinks you’re totally incapable, it’s like, ‘It doesn’t really directly affect me’. When I’m nervous, I’m so mindless. I twiddle my thumbs and my hands swear and I smell bad.”

What was that you say? Interview with the squint when she’s next in town…erm…no ta.

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