Fond of cross-dressing like an ’80s slut, James Franco has been named one of GQ magazine’s Men of the Year; alongside Jeff Bridges, Stephen Colbert, and Drake (why?!). But WHAT IS IT with the ‘up yer nose’ shots GQ? First Scarlett Johansson on the cover as Babe of the Year and now a view up Franco’s blow holes? Did the publication employ a designer who can only work with noses and lip blamanche or something? Still, the... 

The hot slut himself, Ryan Reynolds (best viewed shirtless) has been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine. The ‘Proposal’ actor – currently married to Scarlett Johansson until they divorce (we hope), was awarded the hot ass crown for services to gay men and women suffering from hot flushes everywhere; and speaking of his latest accolade, the actor said: ”You just have to go with the flow. This gives my family entre into teasing... 

When is it ok to do ginge? We’re just asking because at the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows premiere in NY, Ron Weasel (aka, Rupert Grint) looked quite fit, innit? Look at pic below of DanRad (obv we SO WOULD after seeing his knob in Equus) and Rupert; who if we can forget the ‘Man at Littlewoods’ 3-piece, he’s do-able, non? Oh and never mind the pixie lezbean in satin, that’s just Emma Watson, looking like she’s... 

Shirtless workouts always grab our attention. Natch. So here is Hellcats actor Matt Barr (he of American Pie: Band Camp fame), on our radar today with his ripped and maka our tongues hit the floor bod. There’s much else to say other than get your tissues and go have some fun in a darkened room.  Read More →

Yes yes yes, it’s that time when all the slebs start releasing their comfort and joy on us, aka, bloody christmas tunes. Normally we’d yawn and reach for the Baileys, but then we heard Annie Lennox’s very period infused festive tune God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, which also has some serious Cher-like auto tuning – not to mention the singer all dressed up in Victorian costume. Properly. Like. And flutes and a Christmas tree that... 

BOTH, before you ask. But we wanna know who YOU prefer out of this pair, to bend you over in positions you never thought possible and leave you unable to walk to the bus-stop on a Monday morning. So go on, the lil’ wizard’s hairy chest vs the vampire’s messy hairy hair thing….go go go!! (meaning, use the comments box below, innit).  Read More →

This is Ange Pout sans her small child army (because all the heads wouldn’t fit on one page innit) on the cover of December Vogue US, wearing what looks like a white smock and one of Taylor Momsen’s black corsets underneath. It’s one of those ‘my back’s sexier than yours’ shots which makes lezbean’s wish she was still into muff and men leave their wives. We all love a bish who can make both sexes fantasise... 

As hasbeen’s go, he’s one of the better looking at the ripe old age of 37 (that’s like sooooooooooooooooo old) and that goes for his bulge-athon too, which flaunts itself inside the latest issue of VMan magazine. The ripped chest and guy-with-swagger-face is known as Stephen Dorff, who stars as the leading man in the Sofia Coppola-directed Somewhere. Hasbeen told the mag that he owes his next paycheck to Coppola for re-igniting... 

Are you staring open-mouthed too? Good.  Read More →

The hottest slut on the planet right now and America’s Sweetheart, Betty White has become a forest ranger. No really. The former Golden Girls star has just been christened as an honorary ranger by the US Forest Service which the actress says is” a dream come true”. Bless. *blows kisses at Betty’s picture*  Read More →