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R-Patz nearly crushed by BIG fan

R-Patz nearly crushed by BIG fan
Seems it’s not only humans who come over all funny for the pretty face that belongs to Robert Pattinson, oh no, apparently elephants think he’s a bit of trunk tease too. During filming for his latest movie, Water For Elephants, a four-ton ellie called Rosie was enjoying being bathed by the actor (and who wouldn’t), when she got so frisky she decided to try and crush the Twilight star. As you would. A source on set said: “Robert... 

Erm, Cheryl…Summer is over

Erm, Cheryl…Summer is over
Look, it’s Chezza Cole, shot by Patrick Demarchelie for the October 2010 issue of Vogue UK. Cole (not for much longer, does this mean she’s going to be a Tweedy again?) appears in a vomit-inducing candy coloured palette on the S/S inspired cover (just a head’s up, it’s NEARLY WINTER) – and if anything’s guaranteed to bring on that malaria sickness again, it’s those flowers that look like they were just picked... 

But Maserati’s ARE for rolling down buggy’s…no?

But Maserati’s ARE for rolling down buggy’s…no?
After TMZ first broke the story last week that Lilo had clipped a buggy (or stroller as you yanks call it), we thought we would check out the video of said buggy with a crying little person inside to see for ourselves what all the fuss was about. And well, despite the vid being shot and sold on by an amateur videographer (but we’ll forget that for now) – the vid shows a woman (who could easily pass for a Puerto Rican or Cuban cleaner... 

Calling all eligible bachelors…

Calling all eligible bachelors…
Don your best pork-pie hat, dirty sneakers and never mind scrubbing your finger nails, because Amy Winohouse is officially back on the market boys. Yep, the singer and boyf Reg Traviss have splitsville after Traviss decided to walk around most of London with his ex-gf including kissing her outside a bar before chugging on a fag. Apparently he hadn’t heard of the term ‘cheating bastard’. Here’s what a source told The Sun: “She... 

Dirty Caption Competition…

Dirty Caption Competition…
And the prize is to make us larf, innit. So go on, tell us what’s-a-going-on-ere-then with Tennis Championy Andy Roddick and his trainer at the US Open? Filthier the better, please and thank you kindly.  Read More →

Kanye’s laydee and the big ass

Kanye’s laydee and the big ass
It’s one of those pics where you kinda wanna say, “just move to the left a little”…because heck, we all fear being upstaged by a gee gee’s ass at the best of times. So poor Amber Rose, whose pins and bright orange “look-at-me” sweat-shirt dress went completely un-noticed as we all glare at the ass of a horse. Nice to see her and Kanye back out on the town again.  Read More →

Don’t give Gaga a mobile phone…just don’t

Don’t give Gaga a mobile phone…just don’t
Never mind being an “occasional” coke-face – apparently, the Gaga is so afraid of getting cancer that she won’t go anywhere near a mobile. No, really. A report from Female First says:”There have been various studies suggesting that mobile phone use can increase your risk of developing cancer and even though there’s no firm evidence, it really freaked her out. She’s now insisting that whenever she makes... 

Paris banned from Vegas…sort of

Paris banned from Vegas…sort of
Never bite the Wynn that feeds you, as the saying doesn’t go – but just in case you have no clue what we’re talking about, Wynn as in Wynn Resorts Ltd, a plush line of resort hotels in the US. And according to the Huffington Post, Wynn spokeswoman, Jennifer Dunne has said Paris Hilton is now banned from the Wynn Las Vegas following her arrest for carrying someone else’s coke-filled handbag, as you do. The socialite was... 

Could it be Danny Bieber and Sandy Cyrus? We hope not

Could it be Danny Bieber and Sandy Cyrus? We hope not
We have to admit, this almost made us gag – the thought of Danny Bieber and Sandy Cyrus in a remake of the classic movie “Grease”. *shivers* Apparently the Bieber thinks he’ll look good with a quiff and Miley will sizzle in a spray on outfit and neckerchief – with that hoe booty, we’re not so sure. But he says: “It would be a lot of fun. It’s been talked about a lot over the years but it would be awesome to play Danny. “If... 

Sinitta, will you please just f**k off already

Sinitta, will you please just f**k off already
Sinitta. To quote UBB’s Nikki, “WHO IS SHE”?! Apart from a couple of dud tunes in the ’80s including that one about being macho and having Simon Cowell’s penaz in her mouth for most of the ’80s too – not to mention wearing banana leaves over her vajayjay and a stint on ice – what exactly has she done to warrant being a judge on X Factor??? Yes, you heard us. Apparently she who we compare most to having... 
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