Of course Madonna smiled when her 10-year-old son Rocco, aka, mini Guy Ritchie, break-danced and nicked her limelight at the official launch of the Material Girl fashion range at Macy’s in NY yesterday.

But we bet the precocious little b*stard got a good slappin’ when they got home and was sent to his room and forced to listen to Dear Jessie over and over until he cried so hard it hurt. While big sis’ Lola dragged on a few fags outside his bedroom door and flicked ash through the keyhole

And talking of wayward teens, here’s a pic of Taylor ‘Trash’ Momsen (the face of the ad campaign for MG), showing that racoons and humans can indeed be friends.