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Archive for December 30, 2009
Reid my Lips…we don’t like you
Alex Reid the cage-fighting crossing dressing pig is expected to be one of the celebs entering the crapola Big Brother house for this years Celeb BB. According to reports today, he and Katie Priceless are ‘very much an item’ and she’s throwing him a big send-off partay combined with noo year partay innit.
Oh how much would you give to be there….Iceland vol-au-vents that Kerry Katona probably spat in, quality guests like her gay hairdresser who goes to the opening of an envelope and Michelle Heaton AKA bitch-face - then Alex doing a strip-tease avec une animal-print thong as the clock strikes midnight. Yep..Katie Price, we are SO jealous of your fabulous life.
And we can hardly contain our glee at knowing the pig-face sans braincells will be on our screens day and night…what happened to the A-list BB???
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Perez….yawn
WTF??…it’s like the Rocky Horror Picture Show meets some crapola porn movie where the fat guy forgot to put his trousers back on. Perez Hilton and The Gaga were papped out in Miami dining at fancy-schmanzy restaurant Nobu, with Gaga sporting new brassy banana coloured locks…which we HATE.
As for Perez…get a new ‘BF’…and get that Madge tee OFF, how very dare you. Go hang with an older fag-hag like Cilla..she does a good line in fuggy gold shoes too.
P.s we still love YOU Gaga..just not the hair.
(Image:@Splash)
Category: Style & Vile /
2010 is the year of the Lesbetians..clink clink to le furry cup!
Oh they’re all at it now! First Alison Goldfrapp admits she likes a good old rug-munch with the chick who edited Sam Taylor-Wood’s Nowhere Boy movie – and now the news anchorette on le Beeb, Jane Hill, has popped out of le closet and admitted she too drinks from le furry cup with a female camerawoman – bit of a ‘butch’ fan then huh Jane?
It seems as the year draws to a close all the lezzers are coming out of their sheds and good on you we say!….we’ve been drooling over our top 5 lady-shags for yonks.
Category: Hmm & Things /
Mind the Gap
We’re still laughing about the new Versace S/S ad campaign featuring gappy Georgia May Jagger..not only did she land the ‘upside down’ shot but twist your head and you’ll see she’s doing a very good impression of Janet-Street Porter. Bet she hates those ‘bucking teeth’ which she gets from bucking Mick.
(Image:@Versace)
Category: Style & Vile /
Winsie wins in body stakes (whateverrrrr)
In a Slimming World poll of the most desirable celebrity bodies, the plummy Kate Winslet has come out on top..wtf?? She’s been yoyo dieting for years and moaning about re-touched photo shoots and frankly..WHY?? Who wants to see your orange peel butt and underarm breast spillage..give me photoshopping ANY DAY.
Also included in the list were Halle Berry (ok we give them that one), Chezza Cole (spindly bod with crapola hair extensions…no), Beyonce (um no..who wants an ass the size of a sofa) and Megan Fox (is she not just a blow-up doll??).
And poor Posh and Katie Price – they didn’t even make it on to the list with a desirability factor of just 1%….guess lollipop heads, orange spotty skin and gangly pins shoved into heels is officially OUT.
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MJ’s Thriller will live on (oh f*cking great)
Still gives me nightmares even now since I first watched it on a pirate vid (those big plastic things with tape in them) when I was 8yrs old. I can’t hear the track without flinching and I hate it when those MJ docs show a vid montage because I’m just willing Thriller to hurry up and get off the screen. Yes I’m 34-yrs old and yes I have ‘Thriller Syndrome’.
But whilst I still live with the after-effects of seeing such a ghoulish tale so young – the video itself has been officially inducted for preservation in the 2009 National Film Registry of the Library of Congress.
Tis the first music video in history to be bestowed with such an honour and as Coordinator Steve Leggett explains:
“Because of the way the recording industry is evolving and changing, we thought it would be good to go back to the development of an earlier seismic shift, which was the development of the music video.”
CLICK HERE if you fancy seeing the full list of inducted films for 2009 and no I won’t be adding a video link to this post showing the video for OBVIOUS reasons. A picture of him with that little furry thingie from the album is all I can handle.
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One word..NO
Are there no limits to this girl’s A-hole behaviour, it seems not. Biatches Geldof decided to do the Twitter thing and pose avec stupid friend in neon trousers with A GUN all in the name of ‘looking cool’.
Never mind the gun, what about ‘said friends’ sink-chin! If you’re gonna choose someone to look ‘hawt’ with, at least choose someone who doesn’t look like Blakey from Off the Buses in stupid goggles.
(Image:@Twitter)
Category: Style & Vile /
Ew…Twitter Should Ban These Sort’s of Pics
Aw bless (pass me a bucket)..look at Katy Perry and fusty boyf Russell Brand outside the Brighton Pavillion…he sure knows how to spoil his little lady huh!
Ok, so maybe it’s the Taj Mahal (no not your local curry-house), but the famous tourist attraction in India where the love-birds are currently holiday-ing, hence the wonderful snap they shared with the whole of Twitter.
And as if that wasn’t enough splurgy-love stuff for you, Katy even posted “he built this for me” under the piccie…erm..no he didn’t…. because he’s a twat with horrible hair.
(Image:@Twitter)
Category: Hmm & Things /
Megan Fox: Crapola but Pretty
Megan Fox voted the ‘worst actress of 2009′ (cue shocked face)?????? How could it be? well easy really….because you’re sh*t.
But she was also voted the ‘sexiest’ actress so I guess tits, ass and blow-up doll mouth’s still sell at the box office…and not just on the top shelf of dodgy DVD shops.
(Image:@GQ)
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