Our ‘Corrie’ fave, Sue Cleaver – mainly for her dry put-down’s, full-on bitchfests with Gail and hatred of Jesse’s parrot – has signed a new 18-month contract to tread the well-worn cobbles of Weatherfield.

The Mirror claims the actress met with show producers and learned that “dramatic twists” are in store for Eileen Grimshaw, oh clappy hands!

A source for the show said: “Sue loves playing Eileen. She is so excited at the great story being lined up for her.”

Ooh we wonder what it could be?? Does she steal Ken right from under the nose of Deidre and her less-than-flattering stretch lycra tops or will she finally realise Norris is a hunkola and conduct a sordid love affair behind the counter of the ‘Kabin’ – probably none of the above, but heh, we love you Susie!!

Bloody ell, it seems sending saucy ole’ texts to every gal you know hasn’t done young Vernon Kay’s career any harm – as he’s just landed a whopping $1million contract to host new US gameshow ‘The Six‘.

Vernie swam across the pond, with wifey Tess Daly probably hoping he drowned -and impressed bosses so much, they signed him up on the spot.

Kay and Daly will now re-locate to the US, whilst he records the show – let’s hope the yanks can understand his ‘Bolton’ accent, cause if ‘Lie-cester-square’ gives them problems, f-ck knows what his manky-accent will do!

Here we are folks, the moment we’ve all been waiting for…NOT!

We slated Christina Aguilera’s promo clip for new single ‘Not Myself Tonight’ this week on the site, because flashin your tits, spreadin your pins and purring around on the floor like a pussy wantin a good seein to – is hardly ‘groundbreaking’ new material – and now we’ve see the full version – we still think it’s pantsola and SO obviously a Lady Gay Gay copycat moment.

So here, lookie, make up your own mind and any Aggy fans who want to diss us….bring it on!! (*runs into corner to hide)

It’s Friday already??, erm, where did the week go??

So here, lookie, our usual end of the week treat with love from us to you…and especially because this will be a longgggggg weekend, we thought a cute face and hunkola of a furry-little chest would help speed those 3 days by until we meet again, a’la ‘The Three Degrees’.

So if you’re forced to spend time avec the family this May Bank’oliday, then what better way to avoid the usual dramas (Mum pished, Nan getting closer to the door with her slippers on waiting to go home and your kid sis re-enacting scenes from Glee), than lock yourself away in Dad’s porn-stash shed with a young Jude Law to fawn over….f-ck knows we would given half a chance!

Have a fabulous weekend dahhhlings!!

Gorillaz are set to stream their second gig at London’s Roundhouse tonight, online.

Fans will be able to watch “exclusive highlights” from the show on the band’s official website. The broadcast will start at 10pm BST (5pm EST) Friday (April 30).

The two Roundhouse shows (April 29/30) are the group’s first UK performances since ‘Demon Days Live’ in 2005, at the Manchester Opera House.

For ticket information, check out Gigwise Gig Tickets.