Oh this will make you laugh and spit out your morning swig of vodka.

Matthew Wilder, director of Inferno, Lilo’s upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic, has said he was ’stunned’ by the starlet’s recent drug relapse. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! give that man an Oscar already.

The director and his peeps have always been supportive of coke-face but after news broke that the actress had failed a drug test, hoovering up cocaine and amphetamines she probably found in a purse she borrowed from Paris Hilton – the movie makers are now in ‘covering their ass’ mode.

Latest word is that the movie’s producer Chris Hanley has told Lilo she must be 100 per cent sober when the movie goes into production and have therefore added a sobriety clause in her contract.

Are they for real?

Hanley told E! News: “Formally, the terms of the acting services agreement would be such that Lindsay would not violate any obligation she would have to fulfill with the court, with her probation, or with the production insurance.

“Informally, as far as I am concerned that would include being 100 percent sober, yes.

“The actual contractual wording would be more legal to include making sure the movie production would not be compromised in any way.”

This is like asking John Travolta to stop frequenting Hollywood spas to get his fix of c*ck? Never gonna happen.