Old broads and cats…normally associated with vodka, but on this occasion, it’s Dolce & Gabbana. So here, enjoy Madge stoking her pussy whilst her buoyant bewbs almost poke our eyeballs out and oh, there’s a crucifix in there somewhere too. And yes you’re thinking what we’re thinking, Madge and Photoshop God must have made up over her nicking his barely legal pile of abs with a modelling contract alter-ego Jesus,... 

Oh look, surprise surprise (NOT), more pictures of Madonna sans P-shopping have leaked on the interwebz, showing the material girl in her latest Dolce & Gabbana ad campaign, un-retouched and rocking those full on veiny guns and crinkle-chip style hands. Forget those 20 digitally airbrushed years which take Madge back to, oh, ‘Vogue’ – the D&G material girl has a slimmer nose, a smoother neck, less of a wide jaw and those...