Archive for November 29, 2010

Ooof, Tom Hardy is proud to be British Beef!

This is our boyfriend-to-be (once something nasty happens to his cross-eyed fiancée Charlotte Riley that is), being inked at the Darkday Tattoo Studios in Vancouver, Canada.

Why you ask?

Well, the 33-year-old hot ass decided to add a Union Jack tattoo on his upper left chest whilst filming new flick This Means War.

He told the Globe and Mail: “Every tattoo I have means something to me. Each one is something that I’ve been through in my life or I’ve done or I’ve been”.

We imagine this latest skin stamp is to prove what we knew all along…..he’s proud to be the tastiest export of rump steak this country has to offer.

Anna Della Russo….the fragrance is coming!

You already know by now how much I J’ADR the woman Helmut Newton once described as a “fashion maniac”, Anna Dello Russo; she who cuts pictures of her head out and sticks them on catwalk images so she can showcase her favourite styles from the season’s shows. Crazy much? Yes. But fashion people call that ‘eccentric’, so it’s perfectly acceptable.

So just when you thought being Vogue Japan‘s Editor-at-large and a style icon was enough, think again, because now the uber stylist is also set to release her first fragrance on December 3, called (funnily enough) “The Scent of Anna Dello Russo.”

And not that she wants you all to know about it or anything, but the fashionista has leaked a video to promote the scent and generate buzz before its official launch; which features her frock-dancing in a dramatic Alan Journo headpiece and Emilio Pucci gown to Kanye West’s “Runaway”. As you do.

The ad campaign portrait was shot by famed photographer Juergen Teller and features ADR and the gold stiletto-shaped bottle which contains her fashionable scent. It’s also meant to resemble a piece of antique luxury. Apparently.

Watch the crazy world of Anna below…oh, and did I say….I LOVE THIS KANYE BACKING TRACK!

Kate Lawson – Fashion Editor, Showbiz-i

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High Street & Designer Collaborations: The Hip & Hype

Retailer and designer collaborations have swamped the high street in recent years; promising everyday normal folk the chance to own something they might never be able to wear; stripping away that ‘nose pressed up against the glass looking in’ effect.

So amongst the marketing hype, fashion bodies camped out overnight to be first in line and the constant fashion media mayhem that helped create a ‘must-have’ vibe; who stood out from the crowd…and who might be next?…..

Lanvin for H&M

A capsule range from Artistic Director Alber Elbaz, who customised unique haute couture looks from Lanvin’s past and contemporary collections giving them a more affordable edge.

It was a total sell-out, both in-store and online; and I physically saw scuffles over wristbands along with a few accidentally-on-purpose elbows in the back to get to those frou frou cocktail dresses!

It’s also worth pointing out that H&M’s previous collaborations have included Lagerfeld, Comme des Garçons and Viktor & Rolf. Anyone else feeling a bit blasé yet or are they just the high street’s big fashion pimp?

Valentino for GAP


What makes Gap so famous?

Yes, that’s right, it’s utilitarian basics – and here they come with a luxury injection. Think Cargo trousers with ruffles and trench coats transformed with frill edged detailing.

Valentino’s designers Maria Grazia Chiuri and Pier Paolo Piccioli say: “We love mixing different cultures and we have been excited to mix gap’s timeless essentials with our roman culture of couture.

“It brings together the iconic world of Valentino and Gap’s fashion staples, synthesising the current trend of combining luxury with basics.”

The collection is only available in Gap’s Milan store, its flagship Oxford Street branch, Dover Street Market in London and Colette in Paris. That’s if you can find anything left…

Karl Lagerfeld for Macys


Move over Madge, that ‘Material Girl’ range didn’t exactly fly off the rails (which could have something to do with Taylor Momsen‘s face splashed all over the ad campaign) but anyway….

Unkle Karl’s new line is set to offer everything from jeans to gowns and debuts next September in 250 stores and online. Obviously as expected, the capsule collection will be a limited edition one.

Terry J. Lundgren, chairman and chief executive officer of Macy’s told WWD:

“Karl Lagerfeld holds a unique place in the world of fashion, an icon who is the ultimate modernist. Through the decades, his style and vision have marked the history of design. It is a tremendous honour to bring his inimitable perspective to our fashion customer.”

Macy’s have also secured one-off capsule ranges from Calvin Klein, Paul Smith, Vivienne Westwood, Kinder Aggugini, Versace and Costume National to appear in store and online for a limited period; with each designer’s collection rotating every two months beginning in February 2011. Hi ho, hi ho…it’s off to New York we go.

SO…..who’s next?

Well…the French Tribune set the fashion grape vine abuzz with the ‘news’ that Tom Ford was to design an exclusive range for H&M (there’s that name again)….just hours after the Lanvin launch. Hmm…

But any fashionista worth their low-calorie rock salt will know this is pure fantasy and could never happen (I’ll eat my fascinator if it does!)

And why would Ford not touch a high street collaboration you wonder?

Well, he once confessed his disdain for ‘fast fashion’ – particularly the way catwalk show footage is distributed via the internet, saying: “I do not understand everyone’s need to see everything online the day after a show.

“I don’t think it ultimately serves the customer, which is the whole point of my business—not to serve journalists or the fashion system. To put something out that’s going to be in a store in six months, and to see it on a starlet, ranked in US magazine next week? My customer doesn’t want to wear the same thing she saw on a starlet!”

This is also the man who launched his S/S 2011 comeback womenswear range at New York Fashion Week this year; and then only allowed a select number of press to see its unveiling, banning the rest; you kind of get the feeling that he knows the meaning of ‘exclusive’, and that ‘real’ luxury is limited.

In fact, speaking of his latest collection, which boasts an ad campaign photographed by Steven Meisel featuring models Karen Elson and veteran of the catwalk, Stella Tennant, he said:

“It’s about individuality. Real clothes, real women. For a fashionable woman aged 25 to 75. That’s why I literally put many of my own muses in the show. I hear them say, ‘God, I can’t find that anywhere!’

“A woman knows when she wants a great jacket – not a fake expensive jacket, something that has intrinsic value. I don’t think fashion has to change every five minutes. I’d like these to be clothes you can wear for a long time—ten, 20 years; pass on to your daughter. Why buy vintage when you can open your own closet!”

So there you have it…..Tom’s got staying power and a finger firmly on the pulse of covetable luxury…so unlike Karl et al, he’s not about to make that signature style affordable to the masses.

And secretly we’re all quite glad. Imagine the queues and the scram for that, ooof, no thank you.

Kate Lawson – Fashion Editor, Showbiz-i

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Hello Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis!!

Pics and a vid of the many nekkid scenes between Anne Hathaway and hot ass Jake Gyllenhaal in Love and Other Drugs, have leaked online.

But we’re not much bothered about Anne’s boobs and more about HELLO JAKE’S JUNK! (currently being fumbled around with by that whore on a guitar, Taylor Swift, if the reports are true. We hope not).

Anyway, we give thanks to some crafty lil’ bugger with an iPhone or something with a camera, who illegally filmed all of the nude scenes in the flick – and then cropped them together to make one long nekkid-fest for us to gawp at…(and can we just say we’re like SO over seeing Anne’s breasts now).

And we could care less about the Jake body / cock-double rumours; we just like looking at a grainy knob, obviously.

So here at the 00:20 mark is Jake’s wand, or at least we think it is…and just in case you miss it, we’ve kindly included the still below, so you can stare at it all day at work…and then go home and dry hump your sofa cushions over it (unless you have a partner of course, just use ‘em, obviously).


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Er Gwen love….there’s something you should know about Kingston

HE’S A GAY IN WAITING. THE END.

Kerry tries to convince us she’s normal now

From this….

To this…

Still looks demented and mentally unstable to us, just with shorter hair, less boob-age and no teeth grinding.

But apparently Kerry Katona thinks she’s on the mend from being a coke-hoovering, booze bashing wacked out sleb mess all thanks to leaving ex-hubby Mark Croft….oh, and being taken on by the same management company who revived Peter Andre‘s career and who have now secured her a fitness DVD. Sigh.

The ex-reality TV star is the subject of ‘Coming Clean’, a documentary about her rise back to being able to go outdoors without hitting up a dealer or selling a story to the paps in her fugg boots; so if you fancy missing it, make sure you’re out next Sunday evening.

Meanwhile, ‘Kerry Katona: Real Fitness’ is due to hit the shops in December, just in time for all those Iceland employees with a penchant for prawn rings to add it to their crimbo lists. It also features a special 3min section on how to lay down and crunch your arse whilst dealing with post-heavy night out runny nose *tissues supplied with DVD*.

Peter Andre thought he was a dead’un….upsets Butlins

Our favourite kebab filling, Peter Andre has apparently told friends he thought he was a goner, after being rushed to hospital with stomach pains on Friday.

The singer underwent emergency surgery in the early hours of Friday morning, with a source close to the 37-year-old singer telling the Daily Star that Pete said: ‘I thought I was dead’.

It’s still not been revealed what the singer is suffering from but it’s obviously not life-threatening (so there WILL be more LP’s, lucky us), as he was discharged last night.

Butlins in Minehead was worst hit by the news though, as the glittering venue was the latest stop on Pete’s UK tour on Friday night – but those muffin-topped teens in New Look lycra won’t have to wait too long, as the show is re-scheduled for tonight – but don’t expect the singer to be wiggling those hips all ‘insania’ like; he’s knackered innit; but instead he’s promising the ‘vocal performance of a lifetime’. *Coughs*

A statement on his website says: ‘All other tour dates will be unaffected and will run to schedule. Peter would like to thank everyone for their support and their messages…

‘We apologise to all of Peter’s fans and appreciate their support and understanding.’

All that for a spot of bloating and wind eh?!

Picture of the Day: Anne Widdecombe as Dorothy

Her expression is the same as ours when we clocked her in those sparkly red shoes last night on Strictly……

WE HEART ANNE (if even she is a crap dancer)…the camp factor is amazeballs.

Bieber’s wig lip-syncs on X Factor

The lil’ lesbian with the wig appeared on X Factor last night to whip the crowds into a frenzy and send us all into baby Bieber spasms on Twitter.

Except, he/she didn’t have quite that effect.

The singer’s performance included lip-syncing, some seriously scary ‘this is the lil’ white boy MJ always wanted to be’ moves and a cringe-worthy ‘call me’ hand phone gesture thing to Chezza, which kind of made us gag…..and send Twitter into ‘take the piss’ overdrive.

So here, if unlike us you had nothing better to do that sink a few bottles of vino and shout at the TV screen…it’s the lesbian, the wig and the case of the missing real vocals.

Oh and before we forget, Nicole Shitslinger or whatever her surname is also performed her new single, in some sort of catsuit thing that got Simon‘s penis all worked up, like, as she writhed around in front of him. So now we all know what his face looks like when he gets a private lap dance. Lovely.

The Wretch Factor….and bye bye Britt’s lips

Ooof it’s all going off in the jungle innit?!

First Shaun Ryder launches a verbal attack on Gillian, who to be fair did deserve it for being an annoying lil’ rat faced, lazy, selfish, lying, moaning arsehole…

And then last night’s show featured Alison and Kayla in a head-to-head for survival bushtucker trial ‘The Dentalists Chair’  – which involved some big old bugs and their mouths (cue lots of Twitter jollity about Kayla the YAWN ex-Playboy bunny being used to sticking big, wet things in her gob). Alison on the otherhand is just used to sticking things in her gob. The End.

The trial had the wretch factor which saw our Sunday Roast gravy bubble at the top of our throats just a tad; but even Alison’s huge appetite couldn’t beat the bunny’s oral action – and Kayla won her place back in camp, whilst Alison’s camp-bed heaved a sigh of relief as she headed back to her XXL suite at the Versace Hotel.

And if that wasn’t enough for y’all…..

Also leaving camp last night were Britt’s lips. Yep, the woman who virtually suctioned herself to everything and everyone in camp was voted off against Gillian, which now leaves 8 slebs to battle it out.

Ooh it’s so exciting, it’s enough to make us faint (all dramatic, like).

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