Archive for March 30, 2011

Cameron Diaz In…Where Did You Nick Those Arms From?

Normally the only things bulging on Cam Diaz are the zits about to burst on her week-old Calzone face. So imagine my surprise when I saw her looking like Madge pre-Iggy Pop arms (sheesh, even Iggy dry heaves now when he sees Maw Maw Material Girl).

So yes, Cam now has arms like the Kraken’s throbbing hard peen, aka, she’s been pump, PUMP PUMPIN’ UP!

I suppose Cam’s current beau Anal Rod finds this a turn-on, seeings as he also played hunt Madge’s iron snatch which you know just snores like a choking walrus. Apparently when it saw Cam’s arms, Vadge’s clit burst into a seizure and switched accents from Twatney to Yank and shouted “Bitch, call me when your biceps can burst nutsacks with one flex”. But I’m sure Cam’s face pimples can bust a nut just as well.

Dame Vivienne Westwood Officially Declares LA Store…Ouvert!

Dame Vivienne Westwood launched her new flagship U.S store and Palladium Jewellery Collection on L.A’s prestigious Melrose Avenue last night. The stars were out in full force (obv) to celebrate the launch with Vivienne and Creative Director, Andreas Kronthaler, including Christina Hendricks in VW Gold Label and ‘Get A Life’ palladium jewellery; Dita Von Teese in archive Gold Label, Anna Kendrick in Gold Label A/W 11/12, Kristen Davies in Gold Label Couture, Malin Akerman in Anglomania Pre-Collection A/W 11/12 and Marilyn Manson and Mischa Barton in Anglomania A/W 11/12.

The new shopping emporium will offer Vivienne’s full range of products under one roof, including Gold Label, Red Label, Anglomania, MAN Collection and jewellery/accessories. Spanning three floors, the boutique’s sophisticated decor runs with Westwood’s signature design aesthetic – and is also inspired by Parisian Hotels including Hotel George V and The Ritz.  In line with Vivienne’s championing of eco-friendly fashion, the building also features architectural elements of wood, brass and European stone.

At the opening, Kronthaler, said: “We are thrilled to finally open our new shop in Los Angeles. We have fond memories of our time here and especially love the influence of Old Hollywood. Vivienne’s designs speak to this timeless sentiment. We look forward to opening our doors to existing clients and introducing the brand to a new customer base.”

Vivienne herself added: “It’s going to be very convenient for people who want to look drop-dead glamorous, and L.A is full of people who want to dress up”.

Kate Lawson – Fashion Editor, Showbiz-i

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Forget Corrie, it’s Elizabeth Taylor Street!

West Hollyweird residents may soon have a permanent memorial to Dame Elizabeth of Eyebrows and Silicone Taylor, as they’re currently requesting that a street be renamed after the actress and screen icon.

Sobbing fans of Taylor, who passed away last week at the age of 79, have been flooding the offices of the West Hollywood City Council with requests to honour the actress and activist by renaming one of the city’s streets. But before you check under your bed, seat cushions and panty drawer for ideas, they’ve already decided upon Elizabeth Taylor Way.

LA Weekly reports:

[Michelle] Rex[, interim deputy for West Hollywood Councilman John D'Amico,] says there has yet to be a formal discussion about the proposal among city leaders, but the public’s call for an Elizabeth Taylor Way is certainly legitimate.

Local HIV/AIDS activists told L.A. Weekly that Taylor was a major, early force in raising money and awareness to combat the deadly disease that was killing thousands and thousands of gay men.

AIDS Healthcare Foundation president Michael Weinstein pointed out that at a time when many people in Hollywood and across the country were silent about AIDS, Taylor took on President Ronald Reagan for not acting more quickly to fund AIDS research.

In a city with a gay and lesbian population of around 40 percent and an international reputation as a gay mecca, it seems more than appropriate for West Hollywood to dedicate a main thoroughfare after Taylor…

West Hollywood City Council members — four out of five of whom are gay — have historically loved voting for official bans and proclamations, beating other metropolises to the punch on a variety of issues. Now they have a chance to do something truly deserved and something residents very much want.

If successful, Taylor will join other celebrities immortalised on street signs in L.A, including Carmen Miranda Square, (Judy) Garland Drive, (Katherine) Hepburn Circle, Will Rogers Street, (Elvis) Presley Circle, L. Ron Hubbard Way, and Bob Hope Drive.

The City Council is due to make a decision on April 4, but we think they missed a trick….what about White Diamonds Avenue, eh, EH?! And as a tribute to her Mummy, Daisy Taylor, the last surviving member of Elizabeth’s canine family (who will hopefully inherit her entire collection of diamonds) should be allowed to go for walkies in all her best collar and paw frosting to keep the legacy alive – while the poor man’s Elizabeth (Joan Collins) turns up in her best lacefront to declare the street officially open.

Kate Lawson – Editor, Showbiz-i

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Look, it’s Rachel Zoe’s New Baba!

Rachel Zoe normally looks like the wispy ghost of a 75-year-old first class passenger on the Titanic, so when we heard that she was avec bambino, obv we couldn’t believe that there was an actual living and breathing thing hanging out in her uterus, cervix, and fallopian tube.

But cue the scampering of tiny feet in the grass and the wave of animalistic cries last night as Rachel climbed the tallest tree in the forest and held her newborn son up to the moon while letting out an almighty maternal roar of her species – yes, baba is HERE!!

And to prove it, she and husband Harry Bieber showed off their new spawn on her website. Er, hello??! A plain white baba onesie? What happened to the multi-block colour ruffles, feather and ponyskin vest with matching shorties and McQueen lobster claw booties? Oh Rachel, we are SO disappointed!

Hailee Steinfeld….The Sleeping Beauty

So Deadline has revealed today that Hailee Steinfeld is attached to a movie reworking of Sleeping Beauty. The new version, written by Lindsay Devlin, will tell the story through the eyes of the Sleeping Beauty herself as she finds herself falling asleep and fighting her way through the zzzzz’s to wakefulness.

In other Sleeping Beauty news, you might also like to know that Tim Burton is set to film an evil witch’s version of the tale in Maleficent, with the pout herself – Angelina Jolie – rumoured to be in the leading role.

The revival of Sleeping Beauty proves there is renewed interest in these ageless fairytales….so let’s hope Hailee Steinfeld brings the Princess to life once again.

Sophie Taylor – Film Writer, Showbiz-i



So That’s Why Colin Read A Poem At Lizzie’s Funeral

For those of you who were thinking “The Fuck Is He Reading A Poem For??” when Colin Farrell appeared in an act of WTF randomness at Liz Taylor‘s funeral – nope, he’s not one we missed in Team Hubby – the actor has actually told Access Hollywood that the pair were friends (this may have had something to do with them both having the gene for alcoholism).

Farrell said: “How did we become friends? You know, the old story of boy meets girl, and boy pesters girl with too many phone calls at inappropriate hours of the night. I was just lucky enough to become her friend in the last year and a half. I adore her… still. Elizabeth chose it (the poem Gerard Manley’s ”The Leaden Echo and the Golden Echo”). It was a tricky poem as well. Even in passing she had me under the thumb, sweating bricks. She asked someone else to ask me [to read it]. I just miss her; I just miss her; I just miss her.”

He neglected to tell Access Hollywood that Liz also told him to ‘keep it real homeboy’ the last time they met, which is probably why she didn’t go out with a bang in a diamond encrusted coffin while well wishers tossed rhinestone-covered white rose petals down the aisle. Instead she chose an $11,000 casket covered in….flowers.

Zooey Deschanel Is Mangled….(but not *THAT* way)

Zooey Deschanel is in MS Paint Hell. Photoshop didn’t even get a look-in. The End.

You’d think having hardly any chin in her budget ad for Rimmel’s new lipstick was enough, but now she’s appeared on the cover of the May issue of Flare magazine with no shoulder in an uncomfortable pose. But then homegirl is a serious vegan who doesn’t even trump on gluten, so I guess they needed to make her interesting somehow….*NB: throwing in a stripey coloured dress and mis-placed body parts always works*

 

Heh, Wonder Woman….The Bargain Bucket Wants Its Costume Back!

So here’s Adrianne Palicki‘s re-worked Wonder Woman costume proving that her crinkly crotch will never bring the same glamour as Lynda Carter’s - and it’s kinda all things budget drag-queen.

And WHAT IN THE GD HELL ARE THOSE THINGS ON HER FEET? They may as well be Fuggs? Oh my good gosh, I can feel Lynda Carter throwing evil side-eyes as I type.

Lady Gaga To Be V Magazine’s Latest Columnist

So Lady Gaga has announced via Twitter that her latest fashion venture is as a monthly columnist for V magazine.

Her column will debut in next month’s issue – V71 – and will focus on “all things fashion” which helps I guess, but in terms of Gaga, this could pretty much mean ANYTHING beginning with a facial corset and ending in her hatching from an egg. Let’s hope she gives us a sneak peek inside the Haus of Gaga, or her opinions on how art, architecture and film have influenced fashion – basically something worth reading. Please no ‘How To Dress Like Gaga’ advice column or interviews with Nicola Formichetti (we love him, but the whole Mugler / Gaga thing has slightly been overdone now thank you).

Before she takes the hot seat for the issue published on May 12, V is also asking readers and fans to submit their best Gaga illustrations, with one artist being chosen as the singer’s official magazine headshot. If you fancy your chances, you’ll need to enter by midnight on Sunday, April 3. The winner will be revealed the Monday after.

You know, if Lady NawNaw truly wanted to make our eyeballs bust into a seizure of fashion shock, she should just show up to her next red carpet event wearing loose-fitting jeans, a polo shirt and trainers. But as per, I’ll be waiting to see her looking like an art project done by a group of half-blind pre-schoolers.

Kate Lawson – Fashion Editor, Showbiz-i

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Hot Slut Of The Day: The Frat Boy On The Roooof!

He’s pounding like there’s no tomorrow, while she looks like her vajeen is giving a big ole YAWN and planning her BOGOF shopping list. Students banging in public…like it’s a big deal or something???….more info here gawker.com

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