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What’s going on at M&S – we thought the backbone of Blighty’s high-street was doin ok in the ole’ financial stakes – so why oh why has it announced Danni Minogue as the ‘new face’ of its Summer fashion campaign – crapola budget?

And, to make matters worse, Lisa Snowdon (annoying nobody who struck it lucky by sh*gging George Clooney and then got the Capital Radio Gig..we still can’t see why) is the ‘other’ model in the new Spring/Summer 2010 ad campaign.

I mean, we like Danni ‘n’ all that – but she’s not Kylie is she – and we fail to see how she, Snowdon and singer VW Brown represent the ‘average woman’ on the street.

At least with Myleene you could identify with her – or rather identify with wanting to punch her, nauseating little thing that she is. And even Twiggy was a rough old bird made good in a few woollen knit jumpers.

So imagine all those 40-somethings who live for M&S stretch stripey tees and sleeveless fleeces – how the frig are they gonna know who VW Brown is!

We’ll just stick to the knickers thanks, unless they get Amy Winehouse to start modellin’ them!

Oh yes – those crapola little 3D specs everyone’s been donning this year thanks to films like ‘Avatar‘, are now making their way on to the catwalk as a friend of Burberry.

Yep, the luxury designer brand announced it is to stream it’s A/W 2010/11 show at London Fashion Week this month, in 3D, making broadcasting history. Now that’s a fashion statement if ever we’ve seen one.

The 154-year-old brand plans to stream the show afterwards at a string of parties in New York, Paris, Dubai, Tokyo and Los Angeles.

Guests will be able to experience the thrill of a Burberry front row  - usually an invite restricted to fashion’s elite and A-list Sleb’s, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Alexa Chung and Liv Tyler – and will be able to view the collection’s fabrics and textures up-close.

Thing is, we can’t much see the ‘fash pack’ looking hawt in the original geeky film specs – perhaps a bit of ‘Gaga Bling’ is needed – rah rah, ooh la la!