Not only did Chaz Bono say bye bye to his bagina, now he’s saying bye bye to his fiancee Jennifer Elia and wants to bump his gut-tyres with a new piece. Even though the couple only announced their engagement a few months ago, Jennifer it seems is what’s commonly known as a ‘lazy fucker’ who just wants to attach her lips to a bottle of booze and moan about being un-employed and having a partner who orders the XL meal of Snookitina’s thighs-in-BBQ sauce at the drive-thru. A source told The National Enquirer:

“Chaz is totally over the relationship. His parting shot to Jen made her realise there was no turning back. He told her, ‘I can do better than you.’ He wanted someone who could ride the wave of success with him but found Jen too much of a downer. Chaz is already on the lookout for someone new and made it clear to Jen. He told her, ‘I’ve tried, but you just aren’t right for me. I’ve got to move on.’

Jen constantly gripes about not being able to find a job and her lack of money. She nags at Chaz about his weight and for the last few months her insomnia has been so bad that they don’t even sleep together.

When she drinks, Jen becomes a completely different person. Chaz just can’t handle her then.”

Yada yada. We know the REAL reason why Chaz ditched her beard. Her eyebrows!! Jen’s Lolita brows are the reason she can’t get a job – potential employers won’t work with her unless she stops plucking ‘em! But something tells us Jen’s probably glad it’s all over, at least now she doesn’t have to pose with a fat lesbian in a suit on the red carpet anymore.