No Tyra Banks hasn’t been kidnapped by GaGa’s fishnets – this is another legendary strike a pose moment from the model-turned-TV-presenter-turned-author who tortures us with those god awful ‘[blank]next top model’ shows and the woman who taught us how to smile with our eyes.

She even coined her own egotastical phrase “I’m the Goddess of Fierce”. Hmm, Naomi’s SO coming after you.

Anyway, here she is in her own version of a cheap as chips fascinator, before she attended a masked ball held by Roberto Cavalli in honour of French Vogue’s 90th anniversary.

And *shock face*, via the powers of DIY, she MADE her veil apparently?!? It’s hard to believe Tyra had time to do that in between promoting and talking about her favourite thing…herself.

She tweeted: “It’s homemade. So FRENCH VOGUE mask is sum cheap FISHNET stockings I got n crazy store n Paris! I cut em up n made it y’all. N did my own hair n makeup.”

It looks like it. *Oh slap me for being a bitch already*

If this is Tyra’s attempt at being avant-garde, then it’s slightly missing the point – burglars have shoved tights on their noggins for centuries and you know that netting you get on joints of meat?….exactly.