Posts tagged with "The Gaga"

Where’d I Park My Bike Again?

Where’d I Park My Bike Again?
Apparently, Lady GaGa is ‘Born This Way’. What? Cold? Go on, post those nudie pix, Lady Gaga, tweet’em as you see ‘em to tell us all about your new LP called ‘Born This Way’. It was taken by Brit snapper Nick Knight. Gaga’s got a jacket with the LP title on the back. LP. Long play. All I want to know is where’s the beef? This is what she said herself: “The song 2 13 11 The record 5 23 11.” Her... 

And now for my Top Halloween Costume & Make-Up Ideas..

And now for my Top Halloween Costume & Make-Up Ideas..
Paloma Faith – ‘Oh I Just Picked This Up from Transylvania’ “Channelling Victorian Undertaker style” say 3am and Heatworld.com (hmm, whose copying who there I wonder?!), but I’d prefer to compare her unique choice of attire to that of Gary Oldman’s get-up in Dracula…but in black rather than slate grey and he obviously didn’t rock bright orange hair – but heh on the eve of the witching hour... 

Old Lady GaGa…..

Old Lady GaGa…..
When the rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah’s have all dried up, along with her nipples and those lil’ monster claws are full of osteoporosis, old lady GaGa will still have her wigs and wardrobe ( and a full chin beard). See below for a vision of Gaga in 2060, doing the weekly shop in Asda….  Read More →

Meat Me, Die Hard

Meat Me, Die Hard
‘Die Hard 4′ wasn’t so long ago, but apparently long enough for Bruce Willis to go to some lengths on the David Letterman Show to promote ‘Die Hard 5′, kinda sorts. After all, the franchise is 22 years old, which means it is old enough to vote and drink and have kids if it wants to. Well, it seems the tentatively titled ‘Die Hard: 24/7′ was expected to film a little earlier than the apparent 2011, but the... 

We’ll fly with this airline please!

We’ll fly with this airline please!
Cebu Pacific is SO our airline du jour, because we may just have found the only safety demonstration we’d actually take notice of rather than shoving our noses in the in-flght duty free mag to see how much Stolly Vodka is. Watch Cebu’s flight attendants shimmying in the aisles whilst they show you where to locate your oxygen mask, as Lady Gaga and Katy Perry blasts through the aircraft. And for the encore, they served drinks in meat frocks!... 

RiRi’s talkin’ some smack at Perry and GaGa

RiRi’s talkin’ some smack at Perry and GaGa
Forget being dismissed as “lightweight” by Taylor Momsen, who applies make-up with her fist and hasn’t worn an outfit that doesn’t scream “goth whore” since she became a famous teen trollop – nope, Rihanna is out to prove that she’s better than everyone, fo sho! During a recent interview with Radio 1 to promote her upcoming album “Loud”, RiRi thought she’d just diss Katy Perry, Gaga... 

Tyra tries a bit too hard

Tyra tries a bit too hard
No Tyra Banks hasn’t been kidnapped by GaGa’s fishnets – this is another legendary strike a pose moment from the model-turned-TV-presenter-turned-author who tortures us with those god awful ‘[blank]next top model’ shows and the woman who taught us how to smile with our eyes. She even coined her own egotastical phrase “I’m the Goddess of Fierce”. Hmm, Naomi’s SO coming after you. Anyway, here she... 

Ooof GaGa, wax your pubes much?

Ooof GaGa, wax your pubes much?
QUICK! Someone get GaGa a contract with LadyShave, otherwise her pubic minge will sprout even further than her bewbs and end up taking small children and oompa loompah’s with it causing Elaine Page to run for cover…and a tuna whiff dust-cloud that could wipe us all out!! Or, alternatively…..bless GaGa for recycling Beyo’s old weaves. Either way, the crazy lil’ bish has now ditched steak frocks in favour of body-wigs,... 

Release the Kraken! It’s GaGa vs Wintour

Release the Kraken! It’s GaGa vs Wintour
A meeting between the Poker Face of fashion and Lady GaGa would probably run like a scene out of The Clash of the Titans for sure. The US Vogue editor-in-chief has branded the armadillo heel wearing singer “a childish diva”; a quote taken from Maureen Callahan’s unauthorised biography of GaGa entitled Poker Face: The Rise and Rise of Lady Gaga. (One that Camille Paglia obviously glossed over). Wintour most definitely did flash one of... 

VMA’s…who wore what

VMA’s…who wore what
I’m deliberately not talking about THAT meat frock, because I’m already over the countless “Gaga in shock meat dress” headlines and this quote from the singer herself: “It [the dress] has many interpretations. For me this evening, if we don’t stand up for what we believe in and fight for our rights pretty soon, we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our bones. And, I am not a piece of meat.” Hmm.... 
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