Quick, put a ring on it…oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh! Yes, after a string of sh*gs with some of Hollywood’s top totty, Jen Aniston is still heading towards two cats and a bottle of vodka territory, after being voted the most eligible singleton in not just L.A. but THE WORLD! A Vanity Fair poll hoisted Aniston into the top spot, beating other slebs including Halle Berry and Elin Nordegren (currently laying on a bed covered in hundred-dollar... 

QUICK! Someone get GaGa a contract with LadyShave, otherwise her pubic minge will sprout even further than her bewbs and end up taking small children and oompa loompah’s with it causing Elaine Page to run for cover…and a tuna whiff dust-cloud that could wipe us all out!! Or, alternatively…..bless GaGa for recycling Beyo’s old weaves. Either way, the crazy lil’ bish has now ditched steak frocks in favour of body-wigs,... 

Ok, Ok, the term duckface didn’t originate from the movie Zoolander but do we care? No, exactly, well done you. And for those of you who are a tad thick, duckface is a term applied to people who are “trying to look cool”, which has actually become a mainstream put down, meaning “you look like a twat”. So here, for your entertainment (as Adam Lambert would say…and he knows a thing or two about duckfaces)…here’s...