Of course you do. So here, watch the fruity lil’ pair in the new ad for their Intimately Yours fragrance – getting a bit fresh in a lift (something we’ve all done in our time). We bet she enjoyed the ride down that shaft.  Read More →

From the woman who gave us “Te Amo” – basically lots of lesbon action without the actual ‘action’ but we can guess it would have involved scuzzy fingers and lots of things that vibrate – and no we don’t mean Lionel Richie’s dentures when he’s on that ceiling. Captions from you funny people for this dirty ole’ pic of RiRi and her mic come c*ck. Thanking you kindly.  Read More →

You would think after narrowly escaping the slammer for bish boshing up RiRi, Chris Brown would have learnt his lesson about laydee throwing antics… Seems not, as he’s seen here tossing some innocent beach goer into the air just because she asked for an autograph. Bit heavy handed don’t you think Christopher.  Read More →

Sweet baby jesus with some cheese on those fries, Jessica Simpson has some junk in that there trunk of hers – and what’s going on at the front? Has she been smuggling spanish hams up her tent-sized bra again? Here she is leaving a hotel in NYC yesterday (08.09.10) in a pose that won’t look familar; meaning she isn’t glued to the face of the latest dude she’s been twitpic’ing like he’s about to die or something... 

We wondered what that whiff was on the red carpet – and now we know, the squint (aka, Kristen Stewart) has body odour issues, usually emitted when she gives interviews – not a good thing when you’re an A list sleb really – a few pumps of the ole’ botox in the pits we say. The actress revealed that interviews often leave her a nervous wreck (bless) because she doesn’t want to come off as “incapable”, saying that... 

Legal papers have been filed against Britney by her ex-bodyguard, mentioning the words vajayjay, indecent exposure and hot sl*t – after the singer was alleged to have come on all heavy like to Fernando Flores. The claims – which were originally drop-kicked out of a court by a judge who owns Britney’s Greatest Hits – have re-surfaced, as the lil’ trash whore is now alleged to have flashed her muff at two other staff,... 

As if Big Will, Jada and karate-kid Jaden weren’t enough, now Willow, the 9-year-old daughter of Will Smith is about to release her debut single titled “Whip My Hair”. Channelling RiRi in muzak and style, Willow gets her steez on in this club-track which sees her encourage gals to snap their heads back and forth and whip that hair like a helicopter. *cue ‘tude, snapping those fingers and uh-huh sista”. There’s... 

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (one of the hot ass male stars in Inception) is actually not an actor, he’s a Lady Gaga impersonator. The star channelled the singer at Hit RECord’s Summer in the City shows in New York this week, performing a stripped-down rendition of “Bad Romance.” (And just so you know, HitRECord is a production company launched by Gordon-Levitt five years ago.) If only he’d sang in a meat bikini though, sigh….  Read More →

No don’t worry, he didn’t get caught by Bones (Ange Pout innit) updating his photo on Match.com or sending smutty texts to Jennifer Aniston about consoling her for the flop that is The Switch – nope, Brad has allegedly joined the Frenchie mile high club (according to Star magazine – the all seeing eye of gossip, otherwise known as a pile of sh*t). The mag claims that a 22-year-old French model, Racine, who works as a flight... 

This is the official poster for Jake Gyllenhaal’s new comedy movie, Love & Other Drugs. But don’t worry about the film for now, just feast your eyes on his HOT bod. How lucky is Anne Hathaway? How lucky is that pillow?!  Read More →