So Herpes Barbie packed her push-up bra this weekend – we’ll leave it to you to decide just where? Inside that leather catsuit or in her Barbie-pink hold-all? Free chi-wowa if you guess correctly. A hairless one.

The 29-year-old socialite-bulb-always-off borrowed a supply of Kim Kardashian‘s Charmin on your you-know-what and stuffed it inside her cleavage suit, for that ‘padded out’ look, just like Kim does with her supersized junk trunk.

As you can see, Barbie’s fascinated with her own assets and padding (above) and staring at her boobs like ‘oh geez, where did these puppies come from’. She makes grown men reach for the tissue stash in their bedside draw and young boys need screen wipes. Filthy lot.

This is Paris Hilton btw, at the SupermatXe Motorcycle Team at Hotel ME in Madrid this weekend – and note we didn’t go for the obligatory ‘look at that camel toe’ headline like some other sites we could mention. Obv or what?!

Nope, instead we chose the rack shot. So deal with it.