Lily Allen twatted this pic above with the message, “Me, bump and pumpkin, i did it last night during xfactor”.
The only thing we have to say about this is she’s either knocked up, or bloated and needs a good fart.
Archive for October 31, 2011
What In The GD Kind Of Look Is This?
Whoever told Jared Leto he looked good in red and needed to use all the brushes in his dressing table draw to get that look……SHOULD BE PUNCHED. HARD.
Category: Style & Vile /
This Is How We Expected Him To Look Shirtless
Guy Berryman (the bassist hot piece from Coldplay), gifts us his chest winkles in a taxi. If like us you’re wishing he was on his way over to work out in your beeeeeeeedroom, *winks from the right eye* (not the leftie)….. then get your own fantasy. This bitch is ours.
Category: Hot Sluts /
Hot Slut Of The Day: Is It A Bird, Is It A Plane?
…..neither, it’s hot piece Henry Cavill in our ‘Panty Creamer of the Day’ pic (who we all SO WOULD) on the set of “Man Of Steel”. Those chest bulges should each be wearing a little red cape and flying twinks in distress to safety. In fact those chest bulges should get a spin-off film all of their own!!
Category: Hot Sluts /
Chaz Bono Comes As A Dude For Halloween Party
Just in case you haven’t already taken a lemon-scented wet wipe to erase the name CHASTITY BONO from your memory…this should make you do it now. CHAZ would like everyone to know there is NO “tity” in his name and he can dress like a dude for Halloween if he wants to.
Shame his face looks like he’s just been kicked in the taint by his GF for forgetting to put the toilet seat down though – and he should also just stop trying to grow a beard that looks like a stray cat’s muff that’s been part-shaved for an op.
Oh, and yes, that’s David Arquette dressed as Elvis next to him. Moving on….
Suri Has Some Serious Competition
You know, I was this close to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don’t want to run around without a coat on. And then I saw this fancy little bitch…
Katherine Heigl‘s daughter Naleigh has totally got the Princess Halloween Ho whose face-painter obviously had a heart attack mid-way through, covered.
With all due respect to Naleigh though, fuck her howevermuchitcost Toddlers & Tiaras dress. It will never compete with the bumble bee costume my Mum made for me in junior school. Yes, the wings were wonkier than Kirsten Stewart‘s eye and it was so short that I’m pretty sure I gifted everyone my baby moose knuckle – but I still won a mutli-pack of Marathons (before they became Snickers), when I took 2nd place in the Class Halloween Costume Contest.
Category: Style & Vile /
Tags: halloween costume, katherine heigl, naleigh, suri cruise, Suri Has Some Serious Competition
Noms For Moët British Independent Film Awards Announced
The nominations and jury members for the 14th annual Moët British Independent Film Awards were announced today.
Joint Directors of the awards, Johanna von Fischer & Tessa Collinson said: “This year’s nominees really highlight the immense wealth of British talent in this country today. We are incredibly proud that the Awards have grown to a level that garners attention worldwide, helping to bring British talent and independent filmmaking to the international stage.”
Shame, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and Tyrannosaur have scooped the biggest number of noms, with seven nods. All three titles are battling for the coveted Best British Film Award, Best Director, Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor or Actress awards. We Need to Talk About Kevin starring Tilda Swinton and Kill List each receive six nominations with Submarine following closely with five.
The noms for Best Actress go to Rebecca Hall (The Awakening), Mia Wasikowska (Jane Eyre), MyAnna Buring (Kill List), Olivia Colman (Tyrannosaur) and Tilda Swinton (We Need To Talk About Kevin). Leading men hoping to take home the Best Actor award include Brendan Gleeson (The Guard), Neil Maskell (Kill List), Michael Fassbender (Shame), Gary Oldman (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy) and Peter Mullan (Tyrannosaur).
Directors in the running for the Douglas Hickox Award are Joe Cornish (Attack The Block), Ralph Fiennes (Coriolanus), John Michael McDonagh (The Guard), Richard Ayoade (Submarine) and Paddy Considine (Tyrannosaur).
The Raindance Award nominees (the award honours exceptional achievement for filmmakers working against the odds, often with little or no industry support), include: Acts of Godfrey, Black Pond, Hollow, Leaving Baghdad and A Thousand Kisses Deep. Elliot Grove, Founder of the Raindance Film Festival and Moët British Independent Film Awards said he was, “Delighted to see that this year’s nominations prove that once again British independent filmmakers have risen to the creative challenge of making astounding movies in the midst of economic chaos.”
The Pre-Selection Committee of 70 members viewed nearly 200 films, from which they selected the nominations, decided by a ballot. The winners are decided by an independent jury comprised of leading professionals and talent from the British film industry.
The Jury for 2011 includes:
Josh Appignanesi (Director / Writer), Lucy Bevan (Casting Director), Edith Bowman (Broadcaster), Mike Goodridge (Editor), Ed Hogg (Actor), Neil Lamont (Art Director), Mary McCartney (Photographer), Molly Nyman (Composer), Debs Paterson (Director / Writer), Tracey Seaward (Producer), Charles Steel (Producer), David Thewlis (Actor), Ruth Wilson (Actress) and Justine Wright (Editor).
The winners will be announced on Sunday 4 December during a ceremony as Old Billingsgate in London.
Adam Kane – Film Editor, Showbiz-i
Justin Timberlake Linked To New Coen Movie
Variety reports that Justin Timberlake has been in talks with directing duo, the Coen brothers’ about a role in their new folk music movie Inside Llewyn Davis.
The movie follows a character loosely based on Dave Van Ronk, a folk singer who hung out with music legends such as Bob Dylan, during the developing folk music scene of the 60s in Greenwich Village, New York. The story tells the tale of Llewyn, played by Oscar Isaac, as he struggles to become a paid musician and find gigs.
Timberlake is rumoured for the role of Jim, a musician failing to find his own voice who is mentored by Llewyn. British actress Carey Mulligan has already been cast in the role of Jim’s wife.
Production for the film is scheduled for early next year.
Adam Kane – Film Editor, Showbiz-i
Category: Film Stuff /
Another Reason To Love Tara Reid
We don’t only love Tara Reid because she can charm a beer hose at a bar into slithering towards her mouth, but also because she completely just pulls shit right out of her ass like this….
It’s totally the first time Jedward have ever seen a pair of tits live and in person too, albeit tits which belong to a drunk bag of silicone bones. Hey Tara, never stop being Tara Reid!
Category: Hmm & Things /
Tags: Another Reason To Love Tara Reid, beach, jedward, new music video, showbiz-i.com, tara reid
And We Pray For Kerry…
This is like a production of Phantom of the Opera with Brigitte Nielsen in the starring role as a vampire who cuts the dried blood she snorts up with diamond dust. Kerry Katona is totally what the Phantom would look like if she got a makeover at a MAC counter. Followed by botox.
Category: The Awful Truth /
Tags: And We Pray For Kerry..., brigitte nielsen, kerry katona, showbiz-i.com
