Papped out and about in New Orleans recently, here’s Brad…sans all that nasty face fuzz and back to dreamy-ville. Is it just us, or is he doing a Benjamin Button style getting younger thing?
We’ll let you just take him in. *Remember to breathe*
Archive for August 31, 2010
Britney chooses her own destiny. Apparently
Never mind the mangy weave, airbrushed mustache and lack of underwear – not to mention wearing the same unwashed shorts for a month – Britnay’s still got something to tell us…
She’s full of Radiance. Hmm.
Don’t believe us? Well here’s her new perfume ad in which she tells a laydee with a crystal ball she doesn’t want to know her future, because she chooses her own destiny.
Roughly translated that means she’s scrubbed up for the vid because she’s been forced by dollar signs and now she’ll go back to being a skank, thank you very much.
Category: Hmm & Things /
Guess the sleb butt?
*Hint* She used to wear Daisy Dukes but owing to her love of deep fried chicken, which she calls “having weight issues”…. those denim cut-offs would need some extra stretch this time round…and that sort of flesh spillage is surely for her eyes only.
So have you guessed yet?
Of course….it’s our favourite ditsy yank…who talks mainly out of those ass cheeks too.
Jessica Simpson.
Category: The Awful Truth /
Apparently we all want to make a sleb sex tape
A survey conducted by the website Can Do Better says that 64% of women would make their own sex tape, if it meant getting ahead in their careers.
So now those secret desires you’ve harboured to flash your minge to all and sundry is ok to admit, you hear that girls, IT’S OK TO WANT TO BE A VIDEO SLUT.
And with role models to live up to like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Kendra Wilkinson, those amateur porn lovin’ girls beat the boys ass down with only 42% saying they would consider the cock-and-balls close-up.
Like a recipe for meat stew, just add Tom Hardy…and where did you tell us to un-dress again?
Category: W is for WTF?! /
It’s Beard-Gate…and we’re calling R-Patz out!
Thank god he finally ditched Kristen Squint, or did he…or is that just us doing that ole wishing thinking thing.
But R-Patz’s latest facially-challenged accessory seems to be….his own face!
A BEARD? Who’s gonna love him now?
Brad seriously went down on our ooof-o-meter until the fluff made a bid for freedom (which will probably turn up on Shiloh’s little chin soon, you know how much she’s the new Chaz Bono) and now we have to contend with staring at the man of our dirty dreams in this fuzz?
Likee or No likee? Let us know.
Category: W is for WTF?! /
Who wants to see old rib-face and X-tina?
YOU do!
So here they are, Cher and Christina Aguilera in the official promo poster for new film Burlesque – which looks sh*t (oh ok, we could just go along and check IMDB.com for the synopsis but we’re sure you know it’s about two conjoined twins with tassles by now) – and we bet this image will have all the boys rummaging through their closets for that old feather boa to wear in homage to the laydee who brought us Bob Mackie sheer catsuits (luckily the material covered enough muff), wigs bigger than any trannie could ever find enough glue to handle and the trend for bodies mitt no ribcage….and those cheek bones…oh just rouge past the ears baby.
As for Xtina…well, enough said about her. And that’s just how we roll.
We give you…..CHER!
Category: W is for WTF?! /
Our favourite Twitter avatar…for this week anyhow
Duncan James….he of ex-Blue famousness and now on the West End stage..
Poser – check
Using his Twitter avatar to cruise for beefcake - check
Fit and we want to be bummed within an inch of our cheeks by him – check.
This is what Twitter was made for.
Category: Hot Sluts /
Chandeliers on the feet? I think not
There’s a reason they’re meant to be hung on the ceiling. And that’s all I have to say about that really.
So frosting your feet in a crystal chandelier style Lucite heel, courtesy of Miuccia Prada’s Spring 2010 runway collection is something that needs to be done carefully – I’m thinking Julianne Moore’s character in A Single Man would have pulled this look off perfectly darling, for we all j’adore the Moore.
But there is the chance it can all go wrong….so wrong. Oh hello Tom Hanks wife Rita Wilson at the Emmys – whose stylist must have screamed at the sight of the chandelier heel and thrown Liberace’s old piano cover (or the Prada crystal mesh dress she wore if you prefer) at Wilson and fled the room.
Can I just say Rita, it’s a no from the UK jury - geez, even Taylor Momsen suits her hooker heels.
Age, body shape and by the looks of it, a hairdresser were against her – but heh, I’m sure Tom liked it…
Kate Lawson – Fashion Editor, Showbiz-i
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Category: Style & Vile /
Chubby gay kid’s got moves gf!
Aww. Bless.
So nice to see that boys are coming out younger and younger these days….and all you need is a pink sheet, your older sister’s ripped tee and the PussyCat Dolls.
Move over Nicole Scherz-whatever darling, he OUT-PUSSY’S you any day!
Category: Uncategorized /
Britnay, Lilo says it’s all your fault love
In her first post-slammer interview in Vanity Fair magazine, Lilo has admitted she did “dabble in certain things”, but is not a drug addict and never would be.
Anyone else thinking “NOT”? And there we were thinking that coke-faced, pish-look was just standard day and nightwear for the Lohan. Silly us.
After being released from a 14 day stint in jail followed by 23 days of in-patient rehab, the actress has spoken to defend her actions and attributed her naïve and innocent (no, she REALLY said those words) behaviour on the influence of Hollywood-land, blaming it and a few sleb friends for her downfall.
“So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons, a lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party.”
Wait for it…..here comes the Britnay bashing:
“I would look up to those girls … the Britneys and whatever, and I would be like, I want to be like that.
“[Hollywood] was very go-go-go and I had a lot of responsibility; and I think just the second I didn’t have structure anymore — I was 18, 19 — with a ton of money and no one really here to tell me that I couldn’t do certain things … And I see where that’s gotten me now, and I don’t like it.”
Poor Brit, it’s not her fault she shaved her head and thwacked a pap with an umbrella, we all have THOSE types of days. It’s healthy to be unstable, don’t people know this?!
But what Lilo forgot to say was having a pair of f**ktards for parents didn’t help. Dina “My kid is 2, she’s old enough to be star, here…take her” and Michael “Yeah I’m wearing tight jeans and I’m gettin’ off on how big my bulge looks..are you? Oh yeah..and I love my daughter…how much was that exclusive ya say?”.
And in possibly the saddest news of the day (for us anyway), Lilo has now revealed she’s determined to get her life back on track (boo) and lose her reputation of being LA’s wild child (oh boo again).
And look (at pic above)…she thinks that posing as a classic film star of the 1950s is going to make us believe her. Bless.
