Those guys, they’re such a hoot!
In a bid to keep up their bromance, Brad Pitt and George Clooney apparently hire male escorts for each other, for fun. We’re wondering how long it will be before Elisabetta Canna-spell-her-name-but-she’s-a-coke-whore gets bored of playing dress up in men’s clothes to keep these two wise-crackers entertained (admit it, you think she looks like a man in drag and she’s a ruse for Clooney’s penchant for penis too).
Life & Style’s Scene Queens report that “Brad and George are sending each other an endless stream of male escorts while each is on set. They will pay them in advance on a credit card to make sure the escort shows up.”
But the bit they didn’t print was that the ‘alleged pranksters’ (see us roll about laughing) are actually being sucked off by most of Hollywood’s wannabe actors – bless them for feeding the poor and needy.
But then who can blame them when you’ve got Ange at home trying to heal the world whilst raising a lesbian and a g-f whose days consist of a bleeding nose and 378,956 sniffs.
