Not content with being the star of Littlewoods ad campaigns (come on….Vogue *strikes a pose in a horrid lycra-wool mix jumper*), and wife to cheating fugly, Wayne; Coleen Rooney is doing her best to ditch the label of lazy wag who waves at her fans from the windows of her customised ride (the one that punches our eyeballs out); by launching her third fragrance called ‘Butterflies’.

Here’s a picture from the photocall in London (above) and doesn’t she look great (no) and aren’t we all looking forward to spritzing a bit of shrek’s missus on us before we head out to the Harvester for sunday lunch (no).

So if you’re thinking of doing ‘cheap’ on the ole presents this year, then Coleen’s bottle of floral based piss water hits the shops in mid-December.