So Stacey Solomon was crowned Queen of Dagenham and the Jungle on Saturday night on ITV‘s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

The former X Factor contestant triumphed over Shaun Ryder, who we didn’t much like at first, but to be fair….he’s a legend now mate, a legend (say it in Shaun speak, tis funny)…particularly for calling Gillian McKeith a lazy fucking liar. We KISS HIM.

And despite her slightly retarded laugh at the end of every sentence and the fact that after about 30mins of conversation with her, you would be wishing on a small heart attack to excuse you; her genuine reaction to the news that she won the show actually made us almost blub….

“What the hell just happened?!”

Bless. *gets tissues out again*