Oh what will the turkey’s do this Christmas without their heads being lopped off by Bernard Matthews, the most famous turkey killer in the whole of…..Norfolk…and England-land.

Cause he’s dead…innit. Just today, like.

So here, in tribute to the man who coined the phrase ‘bootiful’….is a vid which brings all our childhood memories flooding back; the ones where your mum force-fed you turkey drummers with minced insides that made you wretch into your Ribena.

Aww…memories….

RIP Bernie baby.