Ooof, the latest Pirelli calender might not just be the choice of garage mechanics; and actually might end up on my office wall, no really, when you see some of the black and white images in the limited edition calendar.

With a mythology meets sexy theme, the arty calender features Julianne Moore (J’ADR) as Hera, the Greek goddess of marriage, whose boobs are hidden underneath metal cone plates (very Madonna dahling); Ukranian model Daria Werbowy in the buff with a bow and arrow, channelling Artemis, the goddess of the hunt (grrr).

And for the first time in its history, men are also allowed in on the action, with four hot bods all wearing codpieces to protect their man bits (darn it), including Karl Lagerfeld‘s man muse Baptiste Giabiconi. *swoon factor*

And speaking of Unkle Karl, you might like to know he is also the designer behind this rather raunch-ville calendar, which was shot in Chanel‘s Paris studios earlier this year and unveiled in Moscow recently.

It’s one for the boys…and the girls…or just do what I do…and go for both!

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