I bet every estate agent gave this place a side-eye when they walked in after seeing that bad taste Big Fat Gypsy Wedding meets Car Dealership owner-esque decor. It’s GOD DAMN HIDEOUS! Was she under her usual booze spell when she decorated this place?!

And the cost of owning the 5-bedroom property complete with toilet seats embedded with Kate’s ass dust? A mere £7million. I can just imagine Dreamboat Doherty in his trailer park counting out crackie cash and half a used Bic lighter with his sore-y fingers in an attempt to keep his cheek scabs close to his ex for old times sake. Let’s just hope he can’t afford it, because when he ends up selling, the next buyers will have to shave their hair, marinate in a bath of piping hot Febreze and get a priest to exorcise the stench from the houses’ pores……that’s if he doesn’t accidentally torch it lighting a spliff first.