So here is Katy Perry down Mehico way, peddling her latest bottle of cat spray at its launch – which also resembles something you would find in a sex shop beginning with ‘S’ for sex toy and ‘D’ for dildo – wearing what looks like the wrapper from a hazlenut caramel (aka – the purple one) in a tin of Quality Street; and I’m still deciding if her chichi’s are bolt-ons or real. Oh, and that tattoo – I’m pretty sure Jesus won’t approve (mainly because it looks caca).

Seriously, we get the message now Katy, you have tits. Good for you.

Kate Lawson – Fashion Editor, Showbiz-i

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